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Shamelessly stolen un-subscribe:

    To un-subscribe,simply send me $38.00 in pennies, the top of your piano and a stamped, self-addressed post card. I will write the secret, case sensitive un-subscribe code on the post card and mail it to whatever address you have provided. Three things will then happen: 1) I will buy beer with the $38.00. 2) You will never receive any of the mailings that we don't have and would not have sent to you anyway. 3)You will eventually throw away the postcard containing the useless un-subscribe code.

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