Reward for 14 years of Service

Yep my company gave me an award for 14 years of service.

Oh,  a nice box

And a nice note


What did I get for 14 years?  A watch?  A bonus?
No its this


Yep,  its a keychain.  gold tone and chrome. 

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13 Responses to Reward for 14 years of Service

  1. 1. At least the box was snake-free.2. I totally read that as "Initech."

  2. crankypants says:

    lol wooooow don't you feel special! maybe next year they'll give you a silvertone one so Mariser can have one too.

  3. Laurie says:

    I think you should design test it and give the pieces back and tell them it didn't meet standards.

  4. DKN says:

    Ohforfuckssake.

  5. Cap'n Crook says:

    I thought the same thing regarding #2.
    And Lord K., you can say "Is that all? I got better gifts during a Tacky Souvenir Exchange."

  6. Lord Kalvan says:

    Sometimes I think I work for Initech. And yes the Tacky Souvenir Exchange was better. Hmmm maybe it can be my next exchange gift.

  7. mariser says:

    ah sweetie. the best part is the tewtally depersonalized letter
    "…to acknowledge your personal milestone…"
    "You are a valued member of our team"
    gag me

  8. Lord Kalvan says:

    so valued I can't be mentioned by name…..

  9. Laurie says:

    It might as well say "[Insert name here] are a valued member of our team."

  10. Lord Kalvan says:

    Oh yea, it was waiting for me after I go back from Boston. My manager had to give it to me personally. I think its company policy.

  11. jaypo says:

    Yes, and he'd have to write in his own name.P.a.t.h.e.t.i.c. More pathetic, even, than the friend of mine who works at a local college and got a freakin bouquet for flowers for her ten year mark. We just can't wait to mark your 14-yr anniversary with teh vox peeps.

  12. Lauri says:

    Well, the hospital I work at doesn't give out anything anymore. No mugs, no pins, no crappy keychains. No "thanks for being a warm body filling a job here". Ah well. At least it's shiny! 😀

  13. Lord Kalvan says:

    yea it is shiny. Hank likes it she swats it off the table.

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