Smiling Bob Ain’t Smiling

Seems Enzyte didn't work and the company had a few irregularities.  So the founder of the company, Steve Warshak is going to jail.  For a long time.  25 years.  Not only did your wee-wee not get bigger, you were sent the product even it you didn't want it and when you tried to cancel,  they were very helpful:

If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to "make it as difficult as possible" for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

"He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis," Teegarden said.

Shamelessly stolen from the article in The Consumerist

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1 Response to Smiling Bob Ain’t Smiling

  1. Cap'n Crook says:

    Way waaaaay too funny. Bravo.

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