ATARI SYSTEM! OMG ITS FROM THE 80S! ITS LIKE, OLD, MEANING VALUABLE! – $5000
I HAVE AN ATARI FOR SALE! THIS IS OLD AND FROM THE 80s SO AUTOMATICALLY ITS WORTH WELL OVER $30,000 ALONE! BUT I WILL SELL IT TO YOU FOR ONLY $5000 DOLLARS! WHAT A DEAL! THIS THING IS AN ANTIQUE! IT SHOULD BE IN THE SMITHSONIAN! FORGET THE FACT THAT THERE WERE MILLIONS OF THESE PRODUCED AND YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND ONE AT GOODWILL FOR 2 DOLLARS……THIS ONE IS MORE RARE THAN THOSE FOR SOME REASON! IT HAS A PACMAN GAME TOO! OMG PAC MAN IS SO RETRO AND COOL RIGHT? I HAVE ACTUALLY USED THIS AS COLLATERAL ON THE DOWN PAYMENT OF A HOUSE BECAUSE ITS SO VALUABLE!
note: system is untested….no power cords or controller included, sold as is, heavy water damage inside and out
Random Thoughts by Lord Kalvan / Devil Anse 
That is too funny.
Wow! We have two or three of these. We're rich!
So, basically, it's an Atari-themed paperweight/doorstop. I bet if he marketed it that way, he'd get $$.
Maybe the Smithsonian will buy it. For $2.
OMG! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THOSE SINCE THE 80'S WHAT'S HIS PHONE NUMBER I NEED IT NOW GIMME…Oh, wait…(Are these people delusional, or do they just hope there really are a lot of suckers out there???)