No Goatsucker for Kentucky

“Biologists have anatomically confirmed that a hairless animal shot by a man in Nelson County nearly two weeks ago is not a chupacabra.”

Just another run of the mill hairless racoon: Scientist say is was a hairless raccoon. Scientists are such party poopers.

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5 Responses to No Goatsucker for Kentucky

  1. snoringKatZ says:

    A good chupacabra is hard to find.

  2. crankypants says:

    Christ. That’s SHOCKING. I mean, we are bound to come across a chupacabra sometime among all these hairless animals that are being spotted. it’s not just mange or skin disorders, that’s too easily explained. Come on, when are they going to find a freaking CHUPACABRA?!
    I think Chupacabra should be the next hotrod sports car from Chevy.

  3. Lauri says:

    I like the guy’s comment after the article. “The chupacabra is “MYTHICAL”. How can you spot one?”

    Poor hairless coyotes and raccoons…they must be cold! Ack…maybe they’re evolving into PEOPLE !?!?!

  4. Drude says:

    Aliens! it’s gotta be aliens… aliens with scabies… or, or vampires!
    Poor animal.

  5. e2thec says:

    Must’ve been a real slow news day there… or else someone was bored, or both.

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