The End is Near

Give me all your stuff!  From actual Craigslist Ad in the Wanted section:

Post-Rapture items – $1 (Frankfort)

Date: 2011-05-13, 11:20AM EDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

Since I will be left behind post-Rapture will take what ever you care to give,money,cars,property,etc. You can contact me through this add. Please be prompt as May 21,2011 is coming soon. Thank you and have a good journey.

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6 Responses to The End is Near

  1. mariser says:

    if one is going to be left behind, might as well be in comfortable surroundings

  2. Lauri says:

    It should be a whole lot more fun around here when all of the weirdos have been taken into the sky…


  3. He’ll live to regret the taxes returned by his lavish yield.

    • stupido63 says:

      Actually he got it figured out pretty well. The rapture is on May 21 and the end of the world is on October 21 per Harold Camping. Hence he wont have to pay taxes. Might as well spend the last few months in luxury.

  4. snoringKatZ says:

    I’ve got my eye on a number of items in the neighborhood. Like a house WITH a garage but WITHOUT a spouse or child. Not that they’re going anywhere, of course. Knuckle-dragging heathens like us never get invited to good parties.

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